I hear from the regular students on campus all the time that I’m a pampered college athlete, B.S.U. gives me everything I want, nerds write my papers for me, and you know what you’re right about all the above.             

But I wanna show you all out there there’s more to me than that asshole you see on campus getting carried around on a throne by hired scams. So, I give you a new blog about my life. 

To start off, I’m using this first blog to define words that I often use in convo with those socially beneath me, so next time you have the pleasure of breathing my air, you can understand in the less than 20 seconds I have to actually give a fuck about communicating with you. Here goes: 

1. “Reg” – A reg is the word I use to describe non-athlete students. So if you’re reading this thinking, what’s a reg? That’s you. 

2. “Wednesday” – To you all this is another day in your boring little week. For me, when I say I’m off to my Wednesday, it means I’m off to be entertained by my Wednesday girl. Not to be confused with my Monday or Friday. Gotta keep these hoes in line. 

3. Negative. – Now I know what you’re thinking, to you all, negative means no, or stop, or the opposite of positive. To me, a negative is a female that doesn’t even make my 1 ranking on my 1-10 scale. So, for you regs out there, your 4s, 5s and 6s, yeah, those are my negatives. 

4. “The Dream” – Most people like to call themselves by their first name when they refer to themselves in the third person. Me? I call myself my given name. The Dream. Short for Kareem the Dream Jordan. 

5. “BnB” – Ever since Air BNB started getting popular a lot of you have gotten this confused. This is short for my official Kareem the Dream brand slogan: “Buckets n Bitches.”